The Magic Disappearing Door

Long, long ago, there was once a door in our bedroom.

It was a terrible, terrible door that let in bugs and air. One day, two prince charmings came and sealed it up. And then it was cleaned, and painted, and beautified.

But first, I ran out of paint in the Clark & Kensington free sample (from Ace, of course). Look, on bare drywall with only one coat – the coverage is crazy. So, after a quick trip to the store and some finagling with the headboard…

Tada! Grey and yellow!

With the new change, we also rearranged some furniture and moved the chair and table set down to the living room to free up the space.

So yeah, we still need to sand down the three other walls (complete with wallpaper, yay) and paint them grey, but – at long last – no door! It’s totally insane how much extra space we have in the room now. It also highlights the need for a much larger and less zebra-y rug.

Anyone else get rid of their huge house pet peeve? I still can’t get used to the fact that there’s no exterior door on my side of the bed.

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After the Deck

It was more than a little unnerving to have a door to nowhere right off the master bedroom, particularly since one day it actually swung open during a windstorm. As a result, last weekend saw the removal (and subsequent – and continuing – renovation) of the dreaded door.

Our first fun discovery, which we should have expected, was this:

Yep, that lovely sandy paint was actually applied over wallpaper. Who’s surprised? No one? Okay.

The door came out super easy and within an hour, we were left with a nice big hole in our master bedroom and our second discovery – completely soaked wood under the door frame. Yeah, that crappy door and deck had been allowing water into the plywood subfloor so Scott circular-sawed out that piece since it was going to be replaced with a fresh new two by four.

Woo! Then we had to go to a birthday party so Scott and my dad propped up a sheet of plywood and off we went.

Want to know what the outside looked like? Scott finally got the rest of the deck wood off the house, too.

Let’s cut to 6:30p on Saturday – the fun really began! P.S. I say “we” a lot, but really Scott and my dad did all of the work.

We (this one is me and Scott) had done a ton of research about closing in doors. The prevailing wisdom was that we needed to close in the hole with studs, cover the outside with plywood or OSB sheathing, then insulate and drywall the inside. Easy peasy (again, remember, I wasn’t doing any of this).

The first step went really fast. I had to run out to Ace and by the time I got back 45 minutes later, the thing was framed in.

The plywood, on the other hand, took quite a bit longer since the door is on the second story and it’s really hard to hold heavy plywood up to the wall, nail it in, and not fall off your ladder. In the end, Scott had to finish off the nailing on Sunday and the board isn’t quite flush (but that will be fixed once the super secret project occurs).

I was ecstatic that the hole was gone! Then came the dirty part – drywall.

That’s the great plastic sheet we hung to protect our bed and clothes. No way we were going to move all that furniture somewhere else. We are, however, temporarily displaced into the guest room.

Although Scott swore he’d never drywall again after the den, we figured out we only needed three to four pieces to do the whole wall, which means not only did we get rid of the wallpaper/paint fiasco on one of four walls, but Scott also has significantly less joint compounding to do (look at the ragged drywall above and tell me patching that would be easier than taping and skimming).

This is the last picture I got since Scott is currently working on taping, mudding, scraping, and generally putting our wall back together.

For anyone counting, this project (and room) were actually not on our priority list at all for the near future. In fact, it was so far down the list that I’m still in disbelief that we’re tackling it. In the end, though, I’ll be SO excited to cross it off.

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Outdoor destruction

Lots and lots of changes are planned for the modern parsonage in the near future (the house, not the blog) AND importantly, not all of them are DIY. Like all projects, though, a fair amount of prep work is required to really kick off a renovation. In that spirit, Sunday afternoon brought a huge amount of prep work in the great outdoors. Three guesses what we Scott did. Hint: it’s not gardening or painting.

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Still don’t know? Perhaps you don’t remember the lovely inspector’s report we got before moving in that said, in no uncertain terms, that deck is going to fall the hell down. There were a number of problems with not only the design, but the hardware used in its construction. For example, deck screws not only held the deck together, but also mounted it to the house. Just deck screws. Also, those nice posts that are supposed to add extra support? Two large (cracking) pieces of wood that were slowly sliding off concrete pedestals, which also were not attached to anything. It was all very cringe-worthy and we went out on it maybe three times before taping the door shut and vowing to remove it in the future.

Well, thanks to some recent decision making, our dream finally came true this weekend. Really, it was only like a dream coming true for me – Scott did all the back breaking labor so I’m sure it wasn’t very dreamy for him.

Anyone want to know how to take down a deck in a few simple steps and six hours? No? I’m going to tell you anyway.

First, take all the spindles off.

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Then marvel at the original cedar siding painted baby blue.

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Begin taking off the floor boards, Make sure you concentrate on smiling a lot during this part, otherwise you’ll realize that your wife made you dismantle an entire deck by yourself while she took pictures and caught falling deck screws.

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After circular sawing the joists because bad contractors like to use nails instead of bolts, take a moment to figure out how to get the frame off the house.

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Then, of course, your wife can’t take anymore pictures because she has to make sure the frame doesn’t fall in weird ways (don’t worry, it will anyway). But finally, you’ll be able to look up at your house and see this:

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Instead of this:

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And that. Is how you take down a deck.

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A Blog-iversary

So…it’s been a year since I first started the Modern Parsonage. I’m not really sure of a good way to commemorate that, particularly since I don’t do giveaways or sponsors.

I could reflect on the way our house has changed in the past year, so here are a few pictures just as a reminder:

That. is. a big difference. And only three rooms! I didn’t even mention the den.

For blog-type things, I’ve done two guest posts (see on the sidebar?), been featured on a couple blogs, and hooked up to an infinite number of link parties. I made it to the final round of Every Creative Endeavor’s Creative Blogger Contest (yeah, I didn’t win) and redone the blog design in a big way.

After a year, I still have no idea what Modern Parsonage will become or how (or if) we’ll be able to keep up with the renovations. Still, I can’t believe a whole year has passed!

Anyone have celebratory suggestions?

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